Things I hate:

I hate when the piece of shit car in front of me decides that they need to drive slowly over the "damaging" train tracks. Makes me feel safe when I have to stop to compensate for their stupidity.

I hate the fact that a few months separates me from the title of an "adult", I'm a better adult than the person who decided that maturity has a threshold.

I hate boring texters. Really, if you have nothing better to say than "lol", why say anything at all? Same for me, I'm only "loling" to satiate you, I'm really not interested in anything you have to say.

I hate girls. How about you pull some respect for yourselves out of your vagina's and quit complaining about how "fat" you are. I don't care if you really are fat, just shut up. You won't get sympathy from me, maybe some bullshit about how you're not, but why waste the precious minutes of my life to do so? Just shut up and eat your Big Mac.

I hate pad/tampon commericals. I'm sorry, do you think using some red colored water would be offensive to us TV viewers? By all means, use a blue liquid instead, it's much more appealing to the eye. Or wait, here's an idea, don't give us a demonstration of how a period works at all, just show us the damn product, I don't really like thinking about my period whilst trying to enjoy a little television, and I'm sure the boys don't either.

Speaking of commercials, Axe, you suck. Quit trying to make men appear way more manly than they are, and quit implanting the idea into their pea brains that if they wear Axe, we will ravage their brains out. It's not true, but I suppose if a guy is wearing Axe, it's safe to assume they believe this idiotic theory, so we can skip talking to them, what a time saver, but still, your commercials are a waste of time.

Parents. Need I say more?

Children. See above.

Adults. I know it's been a long ass time since you were our age, but really, don't be dicks about it. You don't have to give us long lectures on how these are the defining moments of our lives, trust us, we've heard it all before, and believe it or not, no matter how many times you say it, we probably still won't listen to you. Preaching it to us more certainly won't improve the odds, so why waste your precious adulthood? Go rent some porn or get ice cream at 3 in the morning, because you can.

Oh yea, quit acting like you never made a mistake in your life, or had fun for that matter, we know you did. We know you snuck out, we know you probably smoked some pot or got drunk with your fellow teenagers, and we know you enjoyed it, so ignore the tendency to lie, we're not as stupid as we look, really.

Why is my room being clean a big deal? It is MY room, so can't I keep it how I want it, within reason? So what's the big deal if there's some clothes on the floor, maybe I like it that way. You can keep the rest of the house your way, but my space shall be how I want it. And if you ground me, I shall grovel in my filthy space and enjoy the essence of it's messiness. Buahahhahaha.

I hate when people try to guilt trip me, that's my thing, leave it alone. Besides, I'm way better at it than you.

DON'T criticize my driving. I'm the one behind the wheel of this 2,000 pound death machine, why are you yelling at me? I'm sure that will help improve my skills, because if you just sit there calmly I'll probably have a panic attack or something.

People who don't understand the beauty of sarcasm. Really, I love people like you, the world would be a terrible place without the soul sucking sarcasm haters. <3

Those goody two shoed idiots who take everything their parents say and think it's God's word. Sure Mom and Dad, I'd love to run to the store for you, I'll just entertain my company when I get back. Jeepers!


I thoroughly hope you enjoyed my ranting, if not, well, fuck you. :D